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Q-Branch: Appetizers
Every mission begins with a visit to Q!
Fried C4 Cheese Curds
Mini explosives cleverly disguised as wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded, and served with ranch and marinara dipping sauces.
Birdwatchers
Chile mojito-marinated chicken tenders sautéed with a spicy indies twist. Served with an orange-mango marmalade. So delicious, they're to die another day for!
Stasi Twists
East german soft pretzel bites served with honey mustard and cheddar dipping sauces. Perfect for casual conversation or interrogations.
Nachos Camp Stanley
Our texas-trained culinary agents load this ammunition tray with tortilla chips, a trio of cheeses, pico de gallo, black bean & corn salsa, fresh jalapeños, and cilantro.
Add Ons:
Add House-Smoked Chicken
Add Pulled Pork
Thunderballs
These meatballs are the bomb! Dry-aged prime beef and sweet italian sausage served with garlic toast and marinara sauce.
The Farm: Salads
Stealthily served under a disguise of toppings.
Covert Chopped Salad
Chopped romaine hides undercover with grape tomatoes, bleu cheese crumbles, pepper-smoked bacon, chopped egg, and green onion. Served with house-made white balsamic vinaigrette.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken Breast
Add Flaked Hot-Smoked Salmon
A Big Green C
Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of sir mansfield cummings, first chief of mi6. All yours with chopped romaine, house caesar dressing, shaved parmesan, and baked croutons.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken
Add Flaked-Hot Smoked Salmon
The Colombian
This south american dish is just as complex as the cartel. Chopped romaine topped with black bean & corn salsa, shredded cheddar, pico de gallo, chipotle ranch dressing, avocado crema, and tortilla strips.
Add Ons:
Add Fire Roasted Chicken Breast
Add Flaked Hot-Smoked Salmon
Seals & Flaps: Sandwiches
Choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips, French fries, or broccolini slaw. Upgrade to Onion Rings Substitute a Gluten-Free Bun
Tradecraft Tacos
Our highly reliable method: griddled corn tortillas, fried haddock, citrus-cilantro slaw, avocado crema, chipotle mayo, and cilantro.
Mr. Stamper Club
House-roasted turkey, pepper-smoked bacon, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, and avocado crema come together on a pressed hoagie roll to accomplish this savory mission.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
An all-beef hot dog with a snap that brings you back! Served on a fresh bun with onion, green relish, yellow mustard, sport peppers, sliced tomato, pickle spear, and celery salt.
SR-71 Blackbird
Fly high in the stratosphere of flavor! Blackened chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, chipotle mayo, and dill pickles on a brioche bun.
Brisket "Bond Mi"
Ginger soy bbq-glazed smoked beef brisket with matchstick carrots, fresh cilantro, jalapeños, and sriracha mayo on a fresh hoagie roll.
Pulled Pork Provaceteur
Smoked barbeque pulled pork, southern-style creamy coleslaw, and crispy fried onion create a highly classified document sealed by a brioche bun.
Cuban Missile Crisis
A delicious missile of slow-roasted pork, sliced ham, melted swiss cheese, mustard, and pickles pressed on a hoagie roll.
Black Ops: Burgers
Choice of parmesan ranch kettle chips, French fries, or broccolini slaw. Upgrade to Onion Rings Substitute a Gluten-Free Bun
Mission Impossible
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to decode this burger. Pepper-smoked bacon, cheddar & pepper jack cheeses, tobacco onions, pickles, chipotle mayo, and "self-destruct" jalapeño relish on a brioche bun. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission…
Double Agent
This conduit of disinformation occurs on rye bread with sweet caramelized onions and american & swiss cheese accents. Experienced "handlers" can make this a triple agent with an additional swiss bank account deposit of $3.
Smersh Burger
Preferred by the notorious rosa klebb, this burger keeps her counter-espionage agents like grant, fit and trim. Plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, portobello mushroom, and avocado crema on a potato bun. Served with a side of tzatziki.
MOAB
The Mother-of-All-Burgers. Pepper-smoked bacon, American cheese, lettuce, and fried egg. Primed in secret sauce on a brioche bun. Use code "86 CHICKENFEED" to remove egg.
OOMG Burger Challenge
You must go rogue for this mission. 15-patty cheeseburger, 2 lbs of cheese curds, and 51 ounces of code beer. Complete this mission in an hour or less and receive the meal for free, plus spytastic prizes!
Counter Intelligence: Mac & Cheese
Fork provided for decoding.
License to Kill Mac
Lupe lamora's fiery version with cavatappi pasta, cheddar cheese, house-smoked chicken, pepper-smoked bacon, broccolini, chipotle peppers, and green garlic crumb. Explosive!
Bay of Pigs Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce is infiltrated with smoked barbeque pulled pork, barbeque sauce, crispy fried onions, and garlic bread crumbs.
Vendetta Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce is disguised by roasted portobello mushroom, broccolini, diced tomato, and fresh shaved parmesan.
Buffalo Bona Fides Mac
Cavatappi pasta tossed in house cheese sauce and buffalo sauce, fire-roasted chicken, bleu cheese crumbles, garlic bread crumbs, and green onion.
Mission: Wisconsin
Classic fish fry.
Furtive Fish Fry
A favorite any day of the week. Our fried haddock is covertly served every day with french fries, broccolini slaw, and our top gun tartar sauce.
Comms: Sides
Every agent needs a sidekick.
The SafeHouse
This mission includes garden greens, fresh herbs, and garden vegetables. Served with house-made white balsamic vinaigrette.
Albert Broccoli's Broccolini
Roasted broccolini with garlic and olive oil. Shareable with your fellow spies!
Barbara Broccoli's Slaw
Crunchy slaw with broccolini and fresh vegetables.
Fouche's Fries
Basket of crispy french fries.
Oh-So-Secret Onion Rings
Basket of onion rings fried to a golden crisp.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. Please inform your server of any dietary restrictions or allergies. A 20% service charge will be added for groups 6 or greater.
Beverage Menu
Stealthy Sips
A.K.A. Signature Cocktails
Spy's Demise*
Stay safe in the field, Spies. Our signature rum cocktail has been blowing Spies' cover since 1966.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Great Spytini*
The ultimate shaken (never stirred) martini is launched on a 600-foot world tour through every sector of SafeHouse. Vodka, triple sec, pomegranate syrup, and lime.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Vesper Lynd*
Succumb to the temptation of Ms. Lynd's martini made of aromatic gin, St. Germain Elderflower Liqueur, and Lilet Blanc.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Covert Ops*
Agents risked life and limb in a clandestine operation to secure the recipe of this refreshing tequila and watermelon cocktail. Upgrade to Casamigos Tequila for $3.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Man with a Copper Mug
The mule on a mission. Cucumber vodka with fresh muddled lime and Gosling's Ginger Beer.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Spy Jolt
Our espionage espresso martini. Vanilla vodka, raspberry liqueur, coffee liqueur, and cold brew.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Agent Midnight
This cocktail carries spies into the night. Single barrel high-proof bourbon, cherry liqueur, cinnamon, simple syrup, and bitters.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
The Local Agents - Shared Cocktail
A Wisconsin Old Fashioned is the official libation of local operatives. Brandy, bitters, muddled fruit, and a lemon-lime soda topper.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Mission Impossible - Shared Cocktail
Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Take on our famous rum punch prepared in a large fishbowl.
Add Ons:
Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Draft Beers
Blue Moon
Miller Lite
Lakefront Private SpyPA
Lakefront Eastside Dark
New Glarus Spotted Cow
Rotating Seasonal
Interrogate your Service Agent for more intel!
Code Beer
A top-secret amber ale from our friends at Miller.
Trench Coat
A.K.A. Can & Bottled Beer
Budweiser
Bud Light
Coors Light
Corona
Michelob Ultra
Miller High Life
Miller Lite
PBR Tall Boy
White Claw
Tuxedo
A.K.A. Wines
House Wine: EOS Estate
Moscato, Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon
Minonetto Prosecco
Veuve-Clicquot Champagne
Joel Gott Sauvignon Blanc
Meiomi Chardonnay
Charles & Charles Rosè
Boen Pinot Noir
H3 Cabernet Sauvignon
*Souvenir glass available for purchase.
Kid's Menu
Kid's Menu
Available for junior spies 12 and under. All junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice: Pepsi products, milk, chocolate milk, lemonade, or apple juice.
Goldfingers
Kentucky-style fried chicken tenders served with ranch dipping sauce.
Juni Specials
Burger with or without cheese and topped with secret sauce.
Uncle Machete
Chopped taco salad made of tender chicken, crushed Doritos, crisp lettuce, tomato salsa, shredded cheese, and ranchero dressing.
Carmen Cortez
Baked mac & cheese with a butter crumb topping.
"Snap-O-Razzo" Spy Dog
Hot dog with your choice of toppings.
Brawny Lad
Double cheeseburger.
Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially with certain medical conditions. If you have food allergies or dietary restrictions, please inform your service agent when ordering.
Desserts Menu
Declassified Desserts
Treat yourself after a successful mission!
Chocolate Bomb
Mini chocolate molten lava cake served with a side of vanilla ice cream. Your mission: set off this high explosive and hide the evidence. Don't worry, we'll provide the detonator.
Fat Bastard
A colossal combination of brownie fudge bites, chocolate cake, and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce, caramel sauce, and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating. Agents can also refer to this as the "FB" when ordering.
Code Root Beer Float
Vanilla ice cream and Sprecher Root Beer combine to make a dessert loved by agents of all ages!
